Lake Arrowhead Lifestyles Blog

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core?beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks friends to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.

You might be a redneck if:  It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if:  You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:  You still say ' Christmas' or Hannukah instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:  You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:  You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:  You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have..

You might be a redneck if:  You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:  You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:  You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:  You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Subject: Common Sense

> An Obituary printed in
> the London Times -
>
> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common
> Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for
> sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago
> lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as
> having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
> - Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
> - Why the early bird gets the worm;
> - Life isn't always fair;
> - and maybe it was my fault.
>
> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
> (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable
> strategies (adults, not children, are in
> charge).His
> health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned
> but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a
> 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
> classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash
> after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly
> student, only worsened his condition.
>
> Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for
> doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in
> disciplining their unruly children.
>
> It declined even further when schools were required to get
> parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a
> student; but could not inform parents when a student became
> pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
>
> Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became
> businesses; and criminals received better treatment than
> their victims.
>
> Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend
> yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar
> could sue you for assault.
>
> Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a
> woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was
> hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly
> awarded a huge settlement.
>
> Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth
> and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter,
> Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
>
> He is survived by his 4 mean and ugly stepbrothers;
> I Know My Rights
> I Want It Now
> Someone Else Is To Blame
> I'm A Victim
>
> Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he
> was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not,
> join the majority and do nothing.
>
>
> >
> You must give some time
> to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing,
> do something for others - something for which you get no pay
> but the privilege of doing it. - Albert Schweitzer (1875 -
> 1965)